Toostie Roll
Who:
Male, 50'ish, 6', 180 lbs, short salt 'n pepper hair, silver rimmed eyeglasses, average build, white, beige pants with dark colored belt, checkered red and white shirt, dark colored eyes
Where:
Bally's Total Fitness gym at Sheepshead Bay Brooklyn, Men's Locker Room, second row of lockers on the right
When:
Yesterday night at around 8:40pm to 10:15pm. yeah... it was a looong session...
What:
Something happened... something inappropriate happened in public with this man... at first it was just curiosity that I had... then... it happend before my eyes... for the very first time...! I couldn't believe it... I still don't... our eyes just met and he stared back at me... smiling... it was written all over his face... "I'm a pervert".
This white dude... let's call him "John Cruise", was lingering in the Bally's men's locker room for over an hour and a half...!!! It was my second time seeing him there. I saw him last week in the same outfit and he was also cruising apparently, but this time I'm sure of it.
I arrived at Bally's men's locker room with my gym partner at around 8:40pm and I saw him... he was pretending to put on his clothes and then pretending to take them off again... he did it repeatedly... as he was doing that... he was also staring at people's reflections in the mirrors and cruising the aisles of the gym. He was even smirking and smiling like a kid in a candy store... "I want Toostie Roll" gleamed from his eyes! He seemed to be thrilled to be there. It was NASTY.
He was just trolling the aisles and grinning like a kid... he needs help... when I returned from my gym session... I walked into the locker room and saw him eye to eye again... he stared back and immediatedly left...
It's not like there's anything to see in the gym anyway... all the cute or young guys don't even undress or strip naked... how unfortunate... only the old guys strip naked and undress... NASTY too... ok... fine... we will all eventually sag with time if we don't use botox or anti-wrinkle cream or body firming lotions... but, do we have to shave our pits and faces in the nude in a public gym??? Gosh... those old men really let 'em nuts hang low so that they touch the sinks as they lean towards the mirror to shave! I get chills just thinking about it...!! EWWWW!!!
I'm so sad about this because I have to subject myself to this type of environment just so that I can feel less fat... joining a classier gym is out of the question since they are SO expensive and my company doesn't subsidize anything. I heard that there are so many cute and in-shape guys at NYSC and Equinox. So jealous...
Anyway... "John Cruise" didn't get any free Toostie Rolls or buy any either. He was probably scared off by me... lol... 'cause when we locked eyes after my session, I didn't hestitate and quickly turned my head to my gym partner and said... "He's still here!" in Chinese. He might not have understood the words... but, he definitely understood my excitement in catching him cruising!! :)
I'm sorry... I could be so childish when it comes to these things... ya know.. it's my first time catching someone cruising in a locker room...! LOL...!
Needless to say... I didn't buy any candy either... I only had pumpkin seeds when I got home... I heard that they're a great protein supplement too... :)
Male, 50'ish, 6', 180 lbs, short salt 'n pepper hair, silver rimmed eyeglasses, average build, white, beige pants with dark colored belt, checkered red and white shirt, dark colored eyes
Where:
Bally's Total Fitness gym at Sheepshead Bay Brooklyn, Men's Locker Room, second row of lockers on the right
When:
Yesterday night at around 8:40pm to 10:15pm. yeah... it was a looong session...
What:
Something happened... something inappropriate happened in public with this man... at first it was just curiosity that I had... then... it happend before my eyes... for the very first time...! I couldn't believe it... I still don't... our eyes just met and he stared back at me... smiling... it was written all over his face... "I'm a pervert".
This white dude... let's call him "John Cruise", was lingering in the Bally's men's locker room for over an hour and a half...!!! It was my second time seeing him there. I saw him last week in the same outfit and he was also cruising apparently, but this time I'm sure of it.
I arrived at Bally's men's locker room with my gym partner at around 8:40pm and I saw him... he was pretending to put on his clothes and then pretending to take them off again... he did it repeatedly... as he was doing that... he was also staring at people's reflections in the mirrors and cruising the aisles of the gym. He was even smirking and smiling like a kid in a candy store... "I want Toostie Roll" gleamed from his eyes! He seemed to be thrilled to be there. It was NASTY.
He was just trolling the aisles and grinning like a kid... he needs help... when I returned from my gym session... I walked into the locker room and saw him eye to eye again... he stared back and immediatedly left...
It's not like there's anything to see in the gym anyway... all the cute or young guys don't even undress or strip naked... how unfortunate... only the old guys strip naked and undress... NASTY too... ok... fine... we will all eventually sag with time if we don't use botox or anti-wrinkle cream or body firming lotions... but, do we have to shave our pits and faces in the nude in a public gym??? Gosh... those old men really let 'em nuts hang low so that they touch the sinks as they lean towards the mirror to shave! I get chills just thinking about it...!! EWWWW!!!
I'm so sad about this because I have to subject myself to this type of environment just so that I can feel less fat... joining a classier gym is out of the question since they are SO expensive and my company doesn't subsidize anything. I heard that there are so many cute and in-shape guys at NYSC and Equinox. So jealous...
Anyway... "John Cruise" didn't get any free Toostie Rolls or buy any either. He was probably scared off by me... lol... 'cause when we locked eyes after my session, I didn't hestitate and quickly turned my head to my gym partner and said... "He's still here!" in Chinese. He might not have understood the words... but, he definitely understood my excitement in catching him cruising!! :)
I'm sorry... I could be so childish when it comes to these things... ya know.. it's my first time catching someone cruising in a locker room...! LOL...!
Needless to say... I didn't buy any candy either... I only had pumpkin seeds when I got home... I heard that they're a great protein supplement too... :)
posted by Sparky X | 3:20 PM
4 Comments:
Yumm. I like tootsie rolls, but not the kind that the old man wants.
hmmm... are you sure about that? He was looking at the fresh ones from this past Halloween... not the ones from last year... :)
Sounds like you were checking him out and hanging out in locker room quite a long time as well. You sure you weren't the one cruising?
nah... I didn't even really notice until my gym partner told me so. He was the first to notice. LOL...!! Besides... I don't eat Toostie Rolls that are from last year's Halloween party.
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