Harry Potter

Good morning! I'm Harry Potter today! So, for the past two days I started wearing my eyeglasses because I was worrying that my eyes were "dimpling" again. I normally wear my frame-less Giorgio Armani glasses for that "sophisticated" look, but I had some bad luck this morning...

I was up until midnight doing laundry at the Pink House, so I decided to sleep over too. Besides, it was starting to get a bit lonely at the studio... I kinda missed the bitchy company and the dirty sink full of dishes... not to mention the fact that my precious "Secret Garden" was starting to turn yellow and brown from lack of watering and from my oh-so tender care. I felt being nice, so I fed my plants plant food yesternight.

So, I woke up this morning and finger brushed my teeth... just like last night. I didn't have a toothbrush at the Pink House; only toothpaste. After fingering my mouth, I started wiping my GA glasses with my over sized AIDS walk t-shirt... that's when my glasses snapped in half. :( Rs15,000 ("rupees" aka "Rs")... gone! I freaked out because I knew I didn't have a spare pair of contacts at the PH. I checked my old contact lens case for a possibly bacteria infested pair (thanks Bausch & Lomb), but none was in it. Magically next to the contact lens case was my pair of old Harry Potter glasses!!

I cleaned off the lens... put them on... everything seemed a bit fuzzy, but magically I could see again! Wearing my Harry Potter glasses I started looking for "mystical occurrences". I even drifted into one of my two G-rated fantasy worlds as I tried to nap on the N train with MC+FC (aka C*(M+F) - precalculus - read as "C times parenthesis M plus F close parenthesis"). In my fantasy world I fought a long haired demon, only he wasn't a demon, but a male witch. I blasted him with several "electric pulses" from my hand... I didn't have a wand like Harry. :( It was a low budget 15 minute fantasy.

Anyway... these HP glasses ARE magical. As I exited the Rector Street train station with FC-MC (read FC minus MC), I was handed a free gift bag. Guess what was in the free gift bag. :)

In the free gift bag was a travel size tube of Colgate toothpaste and a Colgate toothbrush! LOL...!!! Either my Harry Potter glasses are REALLY magical or someone was trying to tell me something about fingering my mouth! Oh... I even got a coupon to see a dentist for a free exam, which I was also talking about doing on the train with MC+FC before I drifted into my fantasy world...

Hmmm... with these glasses, maybe I can try picking up a guy on the train tonight... nah... I would have to drift into my NC-17 rated, okay fine, X-rated fantasy world for that. Hmmm... maybe I'll have a "wand" this time around that can send electrifying pulses through me too.