Update to "Poetic Reply"
Sigh...
I got a reply from "Poetic Search - 29", but his reply wasn't exactly how I had pictured it to be. I did get a date with him, but, I'm not so sure that I would like to meet up.
Here's his email response in it's entirety... ALL two lines of it...
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"points if you can write that in a second or third language.
but a date just because you wrote it in one."
>>
My first response was... "WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?" >:(
This dude posts a poem in search of a date; I respond to it with a poem and that's all he has to say?? I mean, how many dumbasses out there would write a POEM to get a date with some stranger that could be ugly as hell or as shitty as rat droppings?? Of course, there is one dumbass... it's me. I bet "Poetic Search - 29" didn't get all that many responses... C'mon, who in this day and age will do such a thing anymore...?
I guess this is why I feel discouraged in meeting people. I find so many stuck up asses out there. If I wrote a poem looking for a date and someone replies back with a poem, I would have plenty more to say than to ask the person to write it in a "second or third language". I would be thrilled that someone took the time out to craft up something.
Maybe it's just me. Perhaps I'm trying too hard. Looking too hard. I give up. Now I understand why there are so many single gay men out there. All searching blindy and when one comes along, we put up this attitude that puts people off from the get-go...
Here's another poem... or a "rap song" that I can picture Eminem rapping to... You have to rap it with a bad-boy gangster-style attitude... remember... ATTITUDE..!! LOL...!
Poetic Search - twenty-nine
Searchin' for a date
Didn't quite get mine
Gotta date 'cause I wrote him a poem
Coulda gotten points
If it sed, "Sha-lom!"
Another language?? Two or three??
Are YOU f-cking kidding me!??
Wut a put off email- he had sent
Dink his mind must be bent!
Don't know wut he's got up his ass
Probably feeling bloated- with all dat gas!
But it sure ain't me!
Ain't touchin' him wit a pole daz 6 feet 3!
So stuck up, I dink I'll pass
Wut a stuck up, wut an ass!
Oh, lonely man, plenty at sea
Treading water, floating aimlessly
Cum pickin' you up in a boat
You got nothin' to say- but just to gloat
Lonely man, plenty at sea
Don't come knockin' searchin' for me
I ain't givin' you the moon or the star
Just drown and die, don't count on C-P-R!
This "rap song" is makin' me laugh
Readin' these words- from a fag!
Can't believe I'm tryin' to be bad
Let's wrap it up, got to code-
"Poetic Search 29" ain't gettin' my load!
"Poetic Search" is not to be had
Forget him, he ain't crashin' my pad!!
Alrigh'... Peace!!
An asian Eminem wanna be... LOL...!!! I amuse myself...! LOL...! yes... yes... adorkable...!
I got a reply from "Poetic Search - 29", but his reply wasn't exactly how I had pictured it to be. I did get a date with him, but, I'm not so sure that I would like to meet up.
Here's his email response in it's entirety... ALL two lines of it...
<<
"points if you can write that in a second or third language.
but a date just because you wrote it in one."
>>
My first response was... "WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?" >:(
This dude posts a poem in search of a date; I respond to it with a poem and that's all he has to say?? I mean, how many dumbasses out there would write a POEM to get a date with some stranger that could be ugly as hell or as shitty as rat droppings?? Of course, there is one dumbass... it's me. I bet "Poetic Search - 29" didn't get all that many responses... C'mon, who in this day and age will do such a thing anymore...?
I guess this is why I feel discouraged in meeting people. I find so many stuck up asses out there. If I wrote a poem looking for a date and someone replies back with a poem, I would have plenty more to say than to ask the person to write it in a "second or third language". I would be thrilled that someone took the time out to craft up something.
Maybe it's just me. Perhaps I'm trying too hard. Looking too hard. I give up. Now I understand why there are so many single gay men out there. All searching blindy and when one comes along, we put up this attitude that puts people off from the get-go...
Here's another poem... or a "rap song" that I can picture Eminem rapping to... You have to rap it with a bad-boy gangster-style attitude... remember... ATTITUDE..!! LOL...!
Poetic Search - twenty-nine
Searchin' for a date
Didn't quite get mine
Gotta date 'cause I wrote him a poem
Coulda gotten points
If it sed, "Sha-lom!"
Another language?? Two or three??
Are YOU f-cking kidding me!??
Wut a put off email- he had sent
Dink his mind must be bent!
Don't know wut he's got up his ass
Probably feeling bloated- with all dat gas!
But it sure ain't me!
Ain't touchin' him wit a pole daz 6 feet 3!
So stuck up, I dink I'll pass
Wut a stuck up, wut an ass!
Oh, lonely man, plenty at sea
Treading water, floating aimlessly
Cum pickin' you up in a boat
You got nothin' to say- but just to gloat
Lonely man, plenty at sea
Don't come knockin' searchin' for me
I ain't givin' you the moon or the star
Just drown and die, don't count on C-P-R!
This "rap song" is makin' me laugh
Readin' these words- from a fag!
Can't believe I'm tryin' to be bad
Let's wrap it up, got to code-
"Poetic Search 29" ain't gettin' my load!
"Poetic Search" is not to be had
Forget him, he ain't crashin' my pad!!
Alrigh'... Peace!!
An asian Eminem wanna be... LOL...!!! I amuse myself...! LOL...! yes... yes... adorkable...!
posted by Sparky X | 10:13 AM
3 Comments:
Este individuo tiene una personalidad tan fea. ¿Quién él lo piensa es? Usted encontrará amor en alguna parte otro.
(in case you're wondering, i got help from babel fish translator. it might be the literal translation, but i wouldn't know for sure :-D)
Are you really writing me a poem someday? Because if you are I'll be eagerly waiting.
Make sure it's to the style of a 90s pop song. Just kidding, adorkable one. :-)
LOL... I'm glad you confessed your sins of using Bable Fish. I was just about to ask you for spanish lessons instead! LOL... gosh..!! Actually... the sentences are well formed. The translator did a pretty good job. :)
Estoy en el acuerdo con usted. I kinda decided that I don't want to deal with this guy. I think I've come across my fair share already. I feel that I rather be alone than having to deal with drama from a stranger.
Tell you what doc... Send me a 90's song that you like and I'll see if I can write you a poem that works with the rhythm. :) If you like it, then you can sing it for me at kareoke! lol...! I know you probably don't sound great, but I just want a good laugh! LOL...! ;) j/k... :)
Done deal. :-D
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